Housing

somewhere in Eorzea

The outside is the bit I fell in love with first: a red-roofed cottage tucked behind vines, giant mushrooms, glowing pink leaves, little flower-lined paths and enough garden clutter to make it feel properly lived in.

giant mushrooms pink trees overgrown garden paths

♡ mostly here for the garden, honestly.

♡ currently obsessed with

The mushroom nook

This little shaded side of the house feels the most like the whole garden in miniature: ridiculous mushrooms, glowing foliage, vines climbing the beams and one very suspicious fish hanging over the path.

the mushroom corner wins every time ♡

A shaded garden corner with giant red mushrooms, glowing plants, vines and a hanging fish furnishing.

✦ come have a nose around

Around the garden

Eight little views of the outside — the paths, plants and odd corners that make the plot feel like Aggro’s rather than a showroom.

An overhead view of Aggro Phobic's house garden with mushrooms, paths, plots and a vine-covered gate. — **The whole little world**
The overhead view makes the garden feel like its own tiny map — mushrooms on one side, growing plots on the other and stone paths winding through the middle.

Aggro Phobic's house and garden seen from above beside a vivid glowing pink tree. — **Pink tree overlook**
The pink tree is completely incapable of being subtle, so naturally it became one of the garden's main landmarks.

Side view of the garden with three giant red mushrooms, glowing blue plants and the house behind them. — **Mushroom side garden**
Three giant mushrooms beside the house was apparently the correct number. The glowing blue foliage makes the whole corner look a little enchanted.

Garden plots and irregular stone paths beneath a bright pink tree in Aggro Phobic's yard. — **The growing patch**
The practical bit still gets to be pretty: garden beds tucked around an uneven stone-and-flower path under the pink tree.

Close view of the wooden front door with vines, flower barrels and a small outdoor oven. — **Front door**
Probably my favourite simple view of the house itself — heavy timber, little flowers everywhere and the tiny oven glowing beside the doorway.

Stone-and-flower garden path leading toward the house entrance with wooden crates and garden decorations. — **The path home**
I like that the route to the door isn't too neat. The broken stone path, tiny flowers, crates and garden bits make it feel much more like someone actually lives here.

♡ tiny favourites

The garden personality

Garden mascot the giant mushrooms

They are enormous, faintly ridiculous and completely non-negotiable. The garden would not feel like mine without them.

Big colour moment the glowing pink trees

The strongest colour in the whole yard and exactly the contrast the muted cottage and stone paths needed.

Favourite detail flowers between the stones

The tiny plants breaking up the path stop the garden feeling landscaped to death. I want it a little messy.

Overall mood overgrown cottage garden

Wood, vines, mossy stone, mushrooms and clutter — cosy enough to live in, weird enough to still feel like Aggro.

Aggro lately homebody, but make it fashionable

✧ wardrobe next door

Now pick an outfit for the garden

The glamour page is the other scrapbook half: favourite looks, repeated pieces and whatever Aggro is wearing lately.

Open the wardrobe →